So, you already know that getting a stunningly attractive woman to open your emails is the crucial first step to online dating success.  Hot women get bombarded with anywhere from 50 to 100 emails a day from desperate guys trying to get their attention.

     You also already know that your subject line is very important when it comes to getting her to open and read your emails.  Typical subject lines like, “Hey baby” aren’t going to cut it because that’s what most other guys are doing.

     Now, I was just reading a post on a travel tips site and suddenly I came up with another awesome way to get a woman to open your emails.

     The subject of the post was, “oh no!”

     That’s it!  It simply read, “oh no!”  You know what I did when I saw that post title? 

     Yep, I went to that post and READ IT FIRST! 

     Why did I do that?

     Because I had to see what the person meant by “oh no.”  Did something happen to them?  Do they have some sort of terrible news I haven’t heard yet?  Did their hotel reservations get cancelled?  My god, what happened?

     I HAD to know!

     Well, I think you can see where I’m going with this.

     Gentlemen, we have a new subject line for our arsenal.  So, how can we apply this to our internet dating emails?  Let’s brainstorm.

      Oh no!  You are about to make a huge mistake!     

     Oh no!  Why are you wasting so much time with these guys? 

     Oh no!  All these boring emails from guys just looking for a one-night stand!  What’s the deal?

     On no!  The guy above me is married and looking for an online fling!

     So, we have many different directions we can go with this subject line. 

     Let’s try this:

     Subject:  Oh no!     

     Email:  Here we have a beautiful Sunday morning and you’re stuck wading through an ocean of boring emails from guys who JUST AREN’T YOUR TYPE!  I mean, I know a guy with a profile headline that reads; “single cool dude for big booty girl” really gets your juices flowing but it's time to take a break!  Your day is about to get a whole lot better.  Anyway… 

     There you go!  Just a rough draft but I guarantee it will get the job done!

     You take the subject line, “oh no” and then you address it in the first part of your email making it clever and humorous.  I like to bust on guys on dating sites, especially ones that have horrible profile headlines like the one above.  Then just continue on with your email.

     In the example above, you’ll want to send it to her on a Sunday morning and of course you can tweak it to fit your situation any way you want.  In fact, here’s another great tip.

     Go on any free online dating site and search through the “men seeking women” profiles.  Find a profile with a REALLY lame headline and refer to it in your email to a woman on that site.  Chances are she’s seen it and she’ll laugh her ass off when she reads your email.

     Go for it!  Give it a try and I guarantee your emails WILL get opened quickly!